{"id":191,"date":"2008-06-07T00:06:11","date_gmt":"2008-06-07T06:06:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jodilee.ca\/?p=191"},"modified":"2008-06-07T00:06:11","modified_gmt":"2008-06-07T06:06:11","slug":"bring-it-on-language-warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/?p=191","title":{"rendered":"Bring it on! (language warning)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yoinked from the <a href=\"http:\/\/apexdigest.livejournal.com\/\">BossBorg<\/a>, who gakked it from <a href=\"http:\/\/nihilistic-kid.livejournal.com\/\">nihilistic_kid<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:<\/p>\n<p>1. one weapon.<br \/>\n2. one song blasting on the speakers.<br \/>\n3. one famous person to fight alongside you.<\/p>\n<p>* Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>1. The BFG from Doom, Quake etc. Melt &#8217;em into the zombies formerly known as undead.<br \/>\n2. I Stand Alone &#8211; Godsmack    (ya&#8217;ll knew I&#8217;d say that, didn&#8217;t ya?)<br \/>\n3. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.briankeene.com\">Brian Keene<\/a>. I mean, come on &#8211; if anyone knows how to fuck up the fucked up, it&#8217;s Keene. If he&#8217;s busy, I&#8217;ll take <a href=\"http:\/\/gotld.blogspot.com\/\">Doc K. Paff<\/a> &#8211; same reason. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Since we&#8217;re on the topic of zombies &#8211; I highly <em>don&#8217;t<\/em> recommend renting Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis. There is an hour and a half I&#8217;ll never get back&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yoinked from the BossBorg, who gakked it from nihilistic_kid.<br \/>\nYou are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:<br \/>\n1. one weapon.<br \/>\n2. one song blasting on the speakers.<br \/>\n3. one famous person to fight alongside you.<br \/>\n* Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.<\/p>\n<p>1. The BFG from Doom, Quake etc. Melt &#8217;em into the zombies formerly known as undead.<br \/>\n2. I Stand Alone &#8211; Godsmack    (ya&#8217;ll knew I&#8217;d say that, didn&#8217;t ya?)<br \/>\n3. Brian Keene. I mean, come on &#8211; &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-pondering-on-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}