{"id":2356,"date":"2013-04-12T09:00:20","date_gmt":"2013-04-12T14:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/?p=2356"},"modified":"2013-04-11T21:41:49","modified_gmt":"2013-04-12T02:41:49","slug":"14-of-52-weeks-pull-the-other-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/?p=2356","title":{"rendered":"14 of 52 Weeks &#8211; Pull The Other One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t have much time to write this post, and I&#8217;ll have to schedule it to post later in the week just in case I can get back and flesh it out. If I don&#8217;t, please make do with what&#8217;s here. And ignore the sarkiness. If you haven&#8217;t noticed yet, I&#8217;m a bitter old bitch.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nFor the next while, the 52 Weeks posts are going to be hit and miss. I have some of the others scheduled, but these I usually write just before I post. Unfortunately there is a family thing going on here and I may or may not be around as much, and I don&#8217;t have time to set &#8217;em for posting when I&#8217;m not here.<\/p>\n<p>First &#8211; if you&#8217;re a smoker, please consider quitting. If you ask me why, I&#8217;ll send you a video of my mother suffocating and drowning in her own phlegm. Graphic enough for you? Good. She smoked for 50+ years, even after a diagnosis of COPD, and she is now in end stages. Yeah, she could go on for a year or so, but there&#8217;s going to be more and more trips to the hospital until one day she&#8217;s going to completely suffocate. <\/p>\n<p>Harsh, I know. You&#8217;re right. But I don&#8217;t have much sympathy for her. I can&#8217;t empathize, either. We, her children and grandchildren, have been asking her for 5 years to quit. We tried forcing her by making her chose between us and her smoking. She chose smoking &#8211; I&#8217;m serious. Now she and a couple of family members are blaming US for her smoking. They can kiss my ass. It was her own conscious decision. <\/p>\n<p>Second &#8211; when you have to clean your dying mother&#8217;s house from top to bottom to scrub off years of tar and nicotine, you don&#8217;t want to cook. So throw something together in the crock-pot and let it simmer for the day. Wash your hands and face before eating. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Slow-Cooker\/Crock Pot Pulled Pork<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>4 lb pork shoulder roast<br \/>\n1-1\/2 c barbeque sauce<br \/>\n3\/4 c apple cider vinegar<br \/>\n3\/4 c vegetable broth<br \/>\n1\/8 c brown sugar<br \/>\n1 tbsp prepared yellow mustard<br \/>\n2 tbsp Worcestershire sauce<br \/>\n1 tbsp chili powder<br \/>\n2 tbsp Montreal Steak Spice<br \/>\n1 extra large onion, chopped<\/p>\n<p>Place roast in slow cooker with onion, steak spice, cider vinegar and broth. Cook on low for 3 hours.<\/p>\n<p>Blend all other ingredients, and add to crock, continue cooking for another 5-8 hours on low.<\/p>\n<p>Remove roast from crock and pull apart with forks. Return to crock and mix into liquid. Serve on buns or over rice.<\/p>\n<p>Serves 12. Leftovers freeze well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t have much time to write this post, and I&#8217;ll have to schedule it to post later in the week just in case I can get back and flesh it out. If I don&#8217;t, please make do with what&#8217;s here. And ignore the sarkiness. If you haven&#8217;t noticed yet, I&#8217;m a bitter old bitch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1084,871,1,870,799,73,8],"tags":[1315,334,1314,857,558,1312,1313,714],"class_list":["post-2356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-52weeks","category-featured","category-general-pondering-on-writing","category-headline","category-miscellania","category-recipes","category-snark","tag-cleaning","tag-cooking","tag-copd","tag-food","tag-mother","tag-pulled-pork","tag-quit-smoking","tag-recipe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2356"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2356\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2360,"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2356\/revisions\/2360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}