{"id":3631,"date":"2014-03-25T08:30:38","date_gmt":"2014-03-25T13:30:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/?p=3631"},"modified":"2014-03-24T18:04:51","modified_gmt":"2014-03-24T23:04:51","slug":"12-of-52-weeks-how-many","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/?p=3631","title":{"rendered":"12 of 52 Weeks &#8211; How Many&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; is too many?<\/p>\n<p>The house is small. Probably less than 800 feet all told. It&#8217;s shaped relatively stupidly as well. The kitchen, while square, is the only room that is. My room is twice the size, rectangular. Rhia&#8217;s room is pretty much exactly the same as the kitchen, and Carrie&#8217;s room is little more than a closet.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s stupid. Just sayin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>I have over 500 books, and we&#8217;ve got countless movies. The knick knacks&#8230; I can&#8217;t even think.<\/p>\n<p>But what really makes me crazy, absolutely beyond rational thought, are the animals. It&#8217;s my own fault; I didn&#8217;t say no when I should have. In my childhood, I went through many pets, not for the regular reasons but for one simple one. As soon as things became difficult with each one, my parent would eliminate the problem. I&#8217;ve seen it with other people as well; get a pet because they&#8217;re cute or making eyes at &#8217;em, then get rid when reality sets in.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s tough on kids, losing pets like that, and I wasn&#8217;t going to do it to my own.<\/p>\n<p>Lately though, there&#8217;s just too many felines in one tiny house. I keep saying the old one, Malley, will go to the vet one last time very soon. It never happens. He is really starting to lose it though, so I guess&#8230; soon. That&#8217;ll still leave us with seven. <\/p>\n<p>Our foster cat is making everyone crazy. He&#8217;s become&#8230; odd. He eats until he pukes, drinks until he pukes, messes just outside of the litter box instead of in it, and now&#8230; he really made me mad.<\/p>\n<p>He pissed (&#8216;scuse the vulgarity) all over my feather duvet. Whether or not it&#8217;s salvageable, I honestly don&#8217;t know. I love the guy, I do. He can be a massive sweetheart (and I mean massive) and there can be weeks go by when he&#8217;s a normal cat. But&#8230;  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m worried that he&#8217;s picking up bad habits from Carrie&#8217;s dog, Sugar. Sugar is a purebred American Cocker Spaniel. Beautiful dog, when she&#8217;s shaved down. Thing is, she&#8217;s attached herself to Carrie, to the point where anything Carrie does that she sees and thinks is wrong, she punishes her. By leaving a mess on the bed. Or in the water dish. Or the food dish. Or her own bed.<\/p>\n<p>Normal dogs don&#8217;t shit where they sleep. I&#8217;ve dealt with poodle temperaments before, I know cockers can be the same. Revenge is Sugar&#8217;s middle name. And it&#8217;s driving Carrie to the edge of her patience. See, Sugar thinks Carrie should stay home all day, and do nothing but pet her. Unfortunately, that&#8217;s not how it works. Carrie has a job (well, she will in two weeks). She&#8217;s not here all the time. <\/p>\n<p>So Sugar shits. Wherever, whenever.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve got a cure for this, and\/or for the cat insanity, besides &#8216;a trip to the farm&#8217;, feel free to post below.<\/p>\n<p>TIA and TTFN&#8230;<br \/>\n<3\nJL\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; is too many?<br \/>\nThe house is small. Probably less than 800 feet all told. It&#8217;s shaped relatively stupidly as well. The kitchen, while square, is the only room that is. My room is twice the size, rectangular. Rhia&#8217;s room is pretty much exactly the same as the kitchen, and Carrie&#8217;s room is little more than a closet.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s stupid. Just sayin&#8217;.<br \/>\nI have over 500 books, and we&#8217;ve got countless movies. The knick knacks&#8230; I can&#8217;t even think.<br \/>\nBut what really makes me crazy, absolutely beyond rational thought, are the animals. It&#8217;s my &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1084,871,1,870,799,8],"tags":[1951,1381,1947,1952,559,1953,1948,1950,1949,1946,1534],"class_list":["post-3631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-52weeks","category-featured","category-general-pondering-on-writing","category-headline","category-miscellania","category-snark","tag-cat-adoption","tag-dog","tag-feline","tag-house-train","tag-issues","tag-litter-train","tag-mess","tag-shedding","tag-smell","tag-too-many-cats","tag-trouble"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3631"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3637,"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3631\/revisions\/3637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}