{"id":829,"date":"2009-09-23T01:21:39","date_gmt":"2009-09-23T06:21:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jodilee.ca\/?p=829"},"modified":"2009-09-23T01:21:39","modified_gmt":"2009-09-23T06:21:39","slug":"pop-culture-in-the-living-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jodilee.sacredtriskele.net\/?p=829","title":{"rendered":"‘Pop Culture’ in the living room"},"content":{"rendered":"

The girls were in the living room watching the end of something while I was in the kitchen, prepping the sweets for my cousin’s baby shower tomorrow evening. I was trying not to pay attention to them. Seriously, they get on my nerves something awful when they’re nitpicking and annoying each other. This time it was over the damn cats. It seems Care was pestering Rhia’s cat, Soda. He’s a huge orange tabby neuter with the smarts of a semi-conscious, brain-damaged flea.<\/p>\n

Anyway…….<\/em><\/p>\n

First I hear Rhia tell Care to “…leave Soda alone!” and then I hear Care doing her best Seth Green impersonation, the one where he parodies Chris Crocker pleading for everyone to leave Britney alone. Ah, here you go<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n

Without a second thought or even a heartbeat<\/em> between Care’s impersonation and her own, Rhia comes out with:<\/p>\n

“Care, I’m gonna let you finish, but I just wanted to say….”<\/em><\/p>\n

Unfortunately, two or three cookies may have slipped from the lifter when I started laughing. Finally, Rhia gets a shot in on her sister!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The girls were in the living room watching the end of something while I was in the kitchen, prepping the sweets for my cousin’s baby shower tomorrow evening. I was trying not to pay attention to them. Seriously, they get on my nerves something awful when they’re nitpicking and annoying each other. This time it was over the damn cats. It seems Care was pestering Rhia’s cat, Soda. He’s a huge orange tabby neuter with the smarts of a semi-conscious, brain-damaged flea.
\nAnyway…….
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