Care went into the bathroom early this morning, and bumped the sink. Now, if you’d ever seen my bathroom, you’d know the sink is very close to the door, which isn’t even as wide as a normal door (this house was built with pieces of old lean-tos and sheds, I swear to gods) and you step down slightly into the room. The room itself is about 7′x9′ or so, and that’s being generous.
Anyway, next thing I hear is a very loud, distressed “MOM!” so naturally I get up and …