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Homo floresiensis tardestus

6 May 2008 One Comment

MMmm Jodi know big word. Well, one real, one not so much. ;) For some of you, this is going to shock a bit, and I apologize. For the rest of you, you may find it funny. Since it is kinda nasty, I’m putting it behind a cut, and if you know how to use a mouse, you can find it. If you have delicate sensibilities or would rather not be subjected, please don’t follow… Just know this is something that had to be done. ;)

I can give you one link to follow, though – Homo floresiensis. Have fun!

I have a fan.

This fan leaves the most wonderful comments and I don’t want to post them, because I don’t want all the rest of you to get ‘jealous’. So instead of posting his comments the way he wants, I’ll do this:
~*~

My dearest little tardestus,
I’m not looking for any new additions to the stable, and my toybox is quite full. I know you find we strong, independent women too irresistible to pass by, but just take your sour pheromones and your teeny, tiny grapes and keep it to yourself. While I have found you utterly amusing, you are becoming a bit of a bore. Perhaps if you sang a different tune or beat a different drum with a different hand I could find my interest piqued.

This is my home, my playground. My balls are bigger and better for playing Kick the Balls with. Take your ping pong paddle and go home now. You’ve no idea what you would be getting into sweetheart, and I just wouldn’t want to see you broken and bruised. After all, you have such a pretty mouth.

~*~

Goodnight, sweet prince – parting is such sweet… ewww. What is that fucking smell in here?

I have screenshots of every threat, every comment, every whiny-assed *Gobshite wankshaft* blathering. As someone in my family put it, the fan is a smaller, less intelligible version of Gonosyphiherpelaids (those that know my past, know that phrase).

*Gobshite wankshaft insult provided by CritGit, who very nicely said we could share*

One Comment »

  • Louise Bohmer said:

    hahahaahahaaa I love you, hon! :)

    And for you, tard, take your lithium and grow the hell up. No one hates you because you claim to be Xtian. No one hates you, period, because you are not worth the time. Many dislike you vehemently, and rightfully so, after the disgusting things you have threatened people with. People don’t like you because you do not take responsibilty for your action. Wise up and grow up. Of course, you’ll never do either because you enjoy playing the victim too much.

    And yup, Peaches, you can quote me on that.

    # 7 May 2008 at 1:14 am