Yoinked from the BossBorg, who gakked it from nihilistic_kid.

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

* Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.

1. The BFG from Doom, Quake etc. Melt ‘em into the zombies formerly known as undead.
2. I Stand Alone – Godsmack (ya’ll knew I’d say that, didn’t ya?)
3. Brian Keene. I mean, come on – if anyone knows how to fuck up the fucked up, it’s Keene. If he’s busy, I’ll take Doc K. Paff – same reason.

Since we’re on the topic of zombies – I highly don’t recommend renting Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis. There is an hour and a half I’ll never get back…