You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. ~ Dale Carnegie

It isn’t kind to cultivate a friendship just so one will have an audience. ~ Lawana Blackwell

…forever got a lot shorter all of a sudden.

Didn’t it though?

Now, you listen to me, Mr. Grand High Poobah of Upper Buttcrack, I’m just about half-past give a shit with your fun and games.

Upper buttcrack… (insert Beavis giggle here)

Well lick it, put a stamp on it, and mail it to someone who gives a shit.

The Dead Letter Office, preferably.

Jesus-Christ-bananas, some fuckarow this is turning into.

yeah, and I don’t need a pile of toothpicks spelling out SAME SHIT DIFFERENT DAY any more, either.

Country don’t mean dumb.

Precisely.