Monday’s A Bitch

1. If you had to have your hands replaced with inanimate objects (in an “Edward Scissorhands” sort of way) what would you want them to be?
Ooo…there are just so many choices that could lead to bloody mayhem! I’d have to go with one hand ala Freddy Krueger, and one hand ala Edward Scissorhands. Slice, and dice!

2. How do you deal with pain? Do you grin and bear it, or are you more of a Cry-Baby?
Well now, that’d be cutting and telling, wouldn’t it? It depends on the kind of pain. I have chronic pain, so… no tears. Not usually for physical pain anyway.

3. If you could have found your own personal Neverland as a child, what do you think that fantasy world would have been like?
I did, and it was wonderful. Unfortunately, I left the door open and they’ve leaked into my present-day life. See my fiction, seriously. I had the most wonderful daymares as a child!

4. What’s your favourite kind of chocolate?
Either Lindt 70% Cocoa, or any chocolate with fruit and nuts. Which is generally Cadbury’s Fruit and Nut bar. And those are usually raisins and peanuts I think. Or almonds.

5. Describe your last day from Hell.
Any day where I was forced into the company of the pod, the ex, or the skank. Although I have to admit the day the girls were mangled by the dog, or the day Rhia lost her teeth on that fucking waterslide (boycott Days Inn Winnipeg!!!) were pretty damn bad. And I think I’ve described them plenty here before.

Bonus: What’s your favourite Johnny Depp movie?
Secret Window, naturally, although Benny & Joon sneaks in there. How cute was he in that?